Comments on: “Right.” http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/05/09/24/ Mon, 06 Feb 2012 07:27:31 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.1.3 By: t2ed http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/05/09/24/#comment-31 t2ed Wed, 09 May 2007 15:43:11 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/05/09/24/#comment-31 I prefer to use "celebretard." Because they're the folks who do the really dumb stuff. I prefer to use “celebretard.”

Because they’re the folks who do the really dumb stuff.

]]> By: Midwestern 007 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/05/09/24/#comment-32 Midwestern 007 Wed, 09 May 2007 16:39:21 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/05/09/24/#comment-32 Oh my God, the phrase "retard" just made print. I'm sending this to You Know Who right now, before I'm forced to break up with him again. Oh shit, now I can't send it, because then he'll know we're secretly dating. But maybe that's okay, we've secretly dated before. And at least this way, he'd stop cheating on me with girls he's actually dating. Oh Jaysus, now I really can't send it. Which is too bad, because he'd laugh so hard he'd shier dans la douche. Oh my God, the phrase “retard” just made print. I’m sending this to You Know Who right now, before I’m forced to break up with him again.

Oh shit, now I can’t send it, because then he’ll know we’re secretly dating.

But maybe that’s okay, we’ve secretly dated before.

And at least this way, he’d stop cheating on me with girls he’s actually dating.

Oh Jaysus, now I really can’t send it. Which is too bad, because he’d laugh so hard he’d shier dans la douche.

]]> By: haircutter http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/05/09/24/#comment-33 haircutter Wed, 09 May 2007 17:18:52 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/05/09/24/#comment-33 That is kinda like "fatarse" that my husband and I use. Pronounced (fuh-TARSE), this is used to indicate parents, (we really really try not to be prejudiced, but there exists a group, a type, that we just can't abide by) those parents that are all vocal, no action. The ones that just stay planted in their chairs and holler our brains out at their kids, whether they are in dire circumstances or just being kids. We HATE fatarses. Ok- he really may have thought the purse rant charming, you were nervous- guys pick up on that. Next- plan a run-in. That is kinda like “fatarse” that my husband and I use. Pronounced (fuh-TARSE), this is used to indicate parents, (we really really try not to be prejudiced, but there exists a group, a type, that we just can’t abide by) those parents that are all vocal, no action. The ones that just stay planted in their chairs and holler our brains out at their kids, whether they are in dire circumstances or just being kids. We HATE fatarses.

Ok- he really may have thought the purse rant charming, you were nervous- guys pick up on that. Next- plan a run-in.

]]> By: yovo007 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/05/09/24/#comment-34 yovo007 Wed, 09 May 2007 17:19:13 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/05/09/24/#comment-34 Ou bien! Ou bien!

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