You would think that after all that puking, I would at least have a flat stomach. Usually after that much illness, I walk around for at least a day thinking, “So, this is how the skinny-half lives.”
But no. After all that, it’s not even flat.
There is some sort of major injustice going on here.
And probably a little bit of a body image problem.
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Step away from the Karen Carpenter Albums! I repeat, step away from the Carpenters albums.
yeah, but you probably lost a couple of pounds!
So, what have you eaten today? Are you lactose intolerant? A little grumpy? Be good to yourself and treat you body like the temple that it is!! You can do it! Try some pistachios. Pistachios and chocolate snack pack pudding, and you are set. Hope you have a sunny weekend!
Dude, do the BRAT diet to help you. Bananas, Rice, Applesauce, Toast. It’s all bland and it’ll help your pukey tummy feel better. Unless you could eat a whole fucking pizza right now.