Comments on: EVERYONE WANTS US http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/05/29/everyone-wants-us/ Sat, 13 Mar 2010 00:35:16 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.1.3 By: November http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/05/29/everyone-wants-us/#comment-101 November Wed, 30 May 2007 12:50:19 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/05/29/everyone-wants-us/#comment-101 Mmmm... "more than one cleavage"... you have something there. Remember all the hoopla about the wonderbra? And x-men like sixth sense... are we working on top secret telepathic boobs?!?! ...it's the future, I tell ya. Mmmm… “more than one cleavage”… you have something there. Remember all the hoopla about the wonderbra?

And x-men like sixth sense… are we working on top secret telepathic boobs?!?!

…it’s the future, I tell ya.

]]> By: Midwestern 007 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/05/29/everyone-wants-us/#comment-102 Midwestern 007 Wed, 30 May 2007 14:41:55 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/05/29/everyone-wants-us/#comment-102 Okay, I know I actually participated in this conversation and everything when it occured live, but seriously, I almost just died laughing. My coworkers are totally staring at me and wondering why there are tears running down my face. Which is not very clandestine of me at all. I CAN DO BETTER GUYS, I SWEAR. We seriously crack me up. Okay, I know I actually participated in this conversation and everything when it occured live, but seriously, I almost just died laughing.

My coworkers are totally staring at me and wondering why there are tears running down my face.

Which is not very clandestine of me at all. I CAN DO BETTER GUYS, I SWEAR.

We seriously crack me up.

]]> By: haircutter http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/05/29/everyone-wants-us/#comment-103 haircutter Wed, 30 May 2007 19:31:05 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/05/29/everyone-wants-us/#comment-103 Covert desk officers! FBIBabes! Covert desk officers! FBIBabes!

]]> By: Amelia Kaos http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/05/29/everyone-wants-us/#comment-104 Amelia Kaos Wed, 30 May 2007 23:06:55 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/05/29/everyone-wants-us/#comment-104 Scully and Mulder worked together, so I think you're both reasonable in asking to be each other's partner. Scully and Mulder worked together, so I think you’re both reasonable in asking to be each other’s partner.

]]> By: Midwestern 007 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/05/29/everyone-wants-us/#comment-105 Midwestern 007 Thu, 31 May 2007 01:20:09 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/05/29/everyone-wants-us/#comment-105 Oh, and I do have one remaining question. Are you in training to be an actual Tomb Raider, or to be Angelina Jolie? I just ask because I didn't realize that Tomb Raiding was an actual job. If so, I wonder if the Tomb Raiding Bureau will be at the career fair, and if so, if that would affect what we should wear... In general scheming of things, who do you think is the omst elite, Tomb Raiders or Federal Agents? Because it's very important that whatever our calling is, it's the most elite. Oh, and I do have one remaining question.

Are you in training to be an actual Tomb Raider, or to be Angelina Jolie?

I just ask because I didn’t realize that Tomb Raiding was an actual job.

If so, I wonder if the Tomb Raiding Bureau will be at the career fair, and if so, if that would affect what we should wear…

In general scheming of things, who do you think is the omst elite, Tomb Raiders or Federal Agents? Because it’s very important that whatever our calling is, it’s the most elite.

]]> By: Mela http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/05/29/everyone-wants-us/#comment-119 Mela Fri, 01 Jun 2007 13:30:59 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/05/29/everyone-wants-us/#comment-119 I am training to be a Tomb Raider. That is much more exciting and much less self-righteous than being Angelina Jolie. It is actually a job. Most people call it being an archaeologist, so we have to learn to speak hyroglyphics. Also, we have to learn to wear really short shorts 'n stuff like that. I do think being a Tomb Raider is more elite than being a federal agent, because when you're a Tomb Raider you look for stuff like Pandora's Box and you have to outsmart the chinese mob, and you don't have to follow any rules or whatever. You just have to be really smart and in marine-like shape. I think I may hire a marine to carry me around on his back. That seems more feasible. I am training to be a Tomb Raider. That is much more exciting and much less self-righteous than being Angelina Jolie. It is actually a job. Most people call it being an archaeologist, so we have to learn to speak hyroglyphics. Also, we have to learn to wear really short shorts ‘n stuff like that.

I do think being a Tomb Raider is more elite than being a federal agent, because when you’re a Tomb Raider you look for stuff like Pandora’s Box and you have to outsmart the chinese mob, and you don’t have to follow any rules or whatever. You just have to be really smart and in marine-like shape. I think I may hire a marine to carry me around on his back. That seems more feasible.

]]> By: Annie O http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/05/29/everyone-wants-us/#comment-155 Annie O Mon, 04 Jun 2007 14:24:42 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/05/29/everyone-wants-us/#comment-155 I want the elastic gym set in the house where you can bounce from wall to wall. I want the elastic gym set in the house where you can bounce from wall to wall.

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