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The below job description was posted on Craig’s List today at 5 p.m. We have already received a number of responses. For example, the young man who owns a Honda sport bike (hate sport bikes) and said that he is:
6′3″, 210 pounds, 34 inch waist, former college athlete.
Then he said that we should send him pictures so he could decide if we were a good match for him. If we were, he promised to reciprocate with his own picture. Which I’m sure would feature him with no shirt on.
There are two responses that are possible soul mate material. They will need to be reviewed before action is taken.
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Word of advice: avoid anyone identifying themselves as “former college” anything. Usually means they peaked in college and have been living in the past ever since. Take it from a former college advice columnist…
I, too, am a former college athlete. The fact that it was only in tennis, and then sproatic at best because all college teams were sporatic in tennis,is immaterial. I’m even a former high school athlete and have a letter sweater to prove it. Again it was tennis, and again the team was hit & miss–we were coached, kinda, by the junior high english teacher. Only kids that already knew how to play were on the team. I also swam, but there was no real team and no pool at my high school. Again, only kids with former speed swimming talent in the AAU age group programs competed. I think there was one meet.
So I am a former high school & college athelete. I am now overweight, have bad knees and a touchy shoulder. Former doesn’t get you any where.
That is so funny. I worked in Az with this girl who had been (once upon a time) voted Miss Benson. Benson was the town. She continually (up to 12 years later) addressed herself as Ms. Benson. as in– “Hi, I’m Miss Benson” and she’d shake hands. Her real name never came up. What was her name???