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Or, he did play soccer for Mississippi State and it was a club league, because the NCAA doesn’t have men’s soccer.
Sometimes you’re wrong about the soccer players you make out with.
You know how it is.
God, Mela can be such a self-righteous bitch sometimes.
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He SO was not a soccer player.
Dude, he said he played “all the positions.”
I sucked at soccer, and even I know that by the time you’re in middle school in the Little League version, everyone has a position.
You’re either in shape, and a forward, or you’re not, and a defender.
He didn’t even know enough to lie and say he was a forward, and therefore in shape.
That’s totally retard.
Ummm, no.
http://www.ncaasports.com/soccer/mens
All the positions… I don’t like this guy, and I like that line… hmm, or striker. That sounds like some Indiana Jones shit… henceforth my made up soccer position shall be striker.
Honestly, though… Nah. Love ‘im and leave ‘im girls.