Mela,
First, there are LOTS of things you can do with 31-year old tits. Experience can win over youth.
Second, age is relative. 31-year old tits, and their owners, are more likely to say “just do me.”
It’s all good!!!!!!
Ray

Um, is this like the pants suit: “Satisfaction Guaranteed?”
…cuz, if so, you might be liable to guys after 26… ;P

What, are you looking for some kind of insurance pay-out?

Ray- rock on. Mela- was that artsy picture of you all nakey taken 100 years ago???? ‘Cause, no matter what you say, that was Hawt!! Just do me, haircutter

Nakey picture?? Is it on the web? Haircutter, give me the link! Inquiring minds want to know
thanks,
Ray

Haircutter, Mela feels like her young tits were superawesome. SO even if her present tits are awesome, she mourns the loss of the super.

ah, tits. we hardly knew ye.

November,
while I never “experienced” the early Mela, I feel the psychological loss. But, with all loss, we need to move on. I don’t want to philosiphize on loss, but we do remember the good. Then, we move on to the reality of present and future life.
OK, I still want the web site.
Ray

November- you will have to be the judge– feel her all up and check for bouyancy and bouncebackablility and report to us. And Mela, I am so sorry for what you feel you have lost, however, don’t get too focused on that while your goods go to waste even further! (that is just an insensitive joke…. too much coffee in me blood this morning). Seriously sister, you’ve got it going on regardless of where they used to be.
Ray, you would need to search the archives of the Washington City Paper website for Mela’s former column About Last Night…..

The artsy pic is a keeper, nothing too exciting ray, just a classic ‘beautiful woman reclining’ shot. And Mela, sorry, hate to break it to you, but 95 out of 100 times, the attitudes and energies a 31 year old bring to the party HUGELY overwhelm any tiny bit of gravity taking hold.

Face it, you’re hotter than a damn firecracker.

I haven’t seen your tits in a couple of years, but I know they’re still H-O-T-T, you guys. Love from my 34-year-old-life-sustainers.

mela, i highly doubt your tits are as saggy as you think they are. you also think you are fat, and judging from the few pics that have been up on the web and all your fans, you are anything but. so perhaps a bit of perspective is in order. bit of body dysmorphia popping up again. they’re probably not AS firm as when in your twenties, but i guarantee it’s only noticeable to you. men love boobs and unless they are sagging like grandma national geographic they are going to worship them.

boobs!!