Note: When possible, date men who can benchpress at least 1.5 to two times your weight. It makes you feel really skinny.
Note: Ask male friends if telling a dude you want to ride him like a pogo stick is hot or laughable.
Note: “What the hell” is always the right decision.
Note: Ask November to validate self for engaging young man in phone sex. Ask him to give the talk that begins with, “Yes, you are still a good person, no, this does not make you less of a person, yes you are still worthwhile, something something something do it in the butt.”
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Regarding the pogo stick thing, I’d say that’s a no. Don’t underestimate the power of the sound of a word, the way it hits the ear. “Pogo”, like “zamboni” and “squeegee” before it is an inherently comical word, which becomes increasingly so the further the speakers intent is from actually being comical. Thus using “pogo” in an attempt to be sexy = hilarity. And this is before you even factor in the image of you bouncing around the room on said gentleman.
Unless you’re trying to bone a clown, in which case, go for funny anyway. (That’s right, I said bone a clown.) …hell, that’s even funnier, cuz then instead of squeaky bed springs you could have honky clown sounds…
sorry, I’ll reign it back in…
I say, go for the pogo stick, but I like goofy.
Ah, Mela, “it’s okay to eat that”. But do you have me on auto-nov?
If you’ll allow an observer/admirer to weigh in, I say telling a guy you want to ride him like a pogo stick is hot. It’s raunchy and funny. Doesn’t get any better than that.