Bonus Points for the following word problem:
When the girl does not come over because you tell her you have to be somewhere at one, you console her by saying she can just come over later that night. You’ll be home around five or six, so what’s the big deal? When she does not come over, you text her the next night at 10:30 and say, “I thought you were coming over last night?”
When you behave in this manner, you are:
a) Just playing it cool
b) Making sure she does not feel smothered by your affections
c) a douchebag
d) In-bred
The answer is D. Because seriously, did it really take you 24 goddamn hours to notice she didn’t show up?
Congratulations, you are among the distinct ranks of men who have completely blown a sure thing.
RSS feed for comments on this post. TrackBack URL
Powered by WordPress
I think you should lose all of his numbers and toast his memory. He is but a mere boy. A sucky faced stoopit boy.
That’s it. I’m buying you a vibrator.
… I know it’s not the same, but you still deserve a copy of our home game.
Hate to say I told you so, but he did start out on the douchebag foot. Ah, well.
November, ask Mel about her Fist-Shakin-Fine Bear.
I was thinking of an iBuzz. You plug it into your mp3 player and it changes according to the music.
But what kind of bear was this, like Teddy Ruxpin?
You meet a guy in a bar and make out with him. Four days later, you have phone sex with him. Over the next several days, you beg him - repeatedly - for sex. His response is tepid, and he fails to seal the deal, but you keep on trying.
When you behave in this manner, you are:
a) Just playing it cool
b) Embarking on a mature, adult relationship
c) Still behaving as though you are in undergrad
d) Making a fool of yourself with a guy who isn’t that into you
well, the guy did make attemps to fuck her on his schedule, when it was conveinent for him. so a part of him must have been into it. but if he really were, he would have fucked her a week ago. so perhaps, yes, miss mela took it a bit far. but whatevs. can’t really blame her. but we could if she didn’t realize it was now time to move on. right, pretty girl?
yes, a girl who calls herself grammarbitch posted a comment with two spelling typos.
i am truly, truly sorry. in my defense, i am super duper fucking hungover and it’s so bad that i have to really think hard before i speak or it comes out all garbled. i think my bosses think i’ve lost it.
anyway, mela. you seem to meet men everywhere you go. go meet a new one this weekend. and tell me where you find all these fine dudes - douches or not, the prospects are at least there!
I don’t know words.
Typos are okay grammarbitch; you don’t have to be truly-truly; step down from the ledge.
November, not exactly a Teddy Ruxpin…
http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/aboutlastnight/index.php/2006/12/12/in-need-of-roots/
He is clearly not into you. Get over it.
Man… the evidence points to the contrary.