Comments on: Extra Credit http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/19/extra-credit/ Mon, 06 Feb 2012 07:52:11 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.1.3 By: haircutter http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/19/extra-credit/#comment-273 haircutter Tue, 19 Jun 2007 14:53:40 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/19/extra-credit/#comment-273 I think you should lose all of his numbers and toast his memory. He is but a mere boy. A sucky faced stoopit boy. I think you should lose all of his numbers and toast his memory. He is but a mere boy. A sucky faced stoopit boy.

]]> By: November http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/19/extra-credit/#comment-278 November Tue, 19 Jun 2007 19:41:59 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/19/extra-credit/#comment-278 That's it. I'm buying you a vibrator. ... I know it's not the same, but you still deserve a copy of our home game. Hate to say I told you so, but he did start out on the douchebag foot. Ah, well. That’s it. I’m buying you a vibrator.

… I know it’s not the same, but you still deserve a copy of our home game.

Hate to say I told you so, but he did start out on the douchebag foot. Ah, well.

]]> By: Amelia Kaos http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/19/extra-credit/#comment-286 Amelia Kaos Thu, 21 Jun 2007 13:24:09 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/19/extra-credit/#comment-286 November, ask Mel about her Fist-Shakin-Fine Bear. November, ask Mel about her Fist-Shakin-Fine Bear.

]]> By: November http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/19/extra-credit/#comment-287 November Thu, 21 Jun 2007 16:01:48 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/19/extra-credit/#comment-287 I was thinking of an iBuzz. You plug it into your mp3 player and it changes according to the music. But what kind of bear was this, like Teddy Ruxpin? I was thinking of an iBuzz. You plug it into your mp3 player and it changes according to the music.
But what kind of bear was this, like Teddy Ruxpin?

]]> By: a guy http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/19/extra-credit/#comment-288 a guy Thu, 21 Jun 2007 19:59:02 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/19/extra-credit/#comment-288 You meet a guy in a bar and make out with him. Four days later, you have phone sex with him. Over the next several days, you beg him - repeatedly - for sex. His response is tepid, and he fails to seal the deal, but you keep on trying. When you behave in this manner, you are: a) Just playing it cool b) Embarking on a mature, adult relationship c) Still behaving as though you are in undergrad d) Making a fool of yourself with a guy who isn’t that into you You meet a guy in a bar and make out with him. Four days later, you have phone sex with him. Over the next several days, you beg him - repeatedly - for sex. His response is tepid, and he fails to seal the deal, but you keep on trying.

When you behave in this manner, you are:

a) Just playing it cool
b) Embarking on a mature, adult relationship
c) Still behaving as though you are in undergrad
d) Making a fool of yourself with a guy who isn’t that into you

]]> By: grammarbitch http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/19/extra-credit/#comment-290 grammarbitch Thu, 21 Jun 2007 20:09:52 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/19/extra-credit/#comment-290 well, the guy did make attemps to fuck her on his schedule, when it was conveinent for him. so a part of him must have been into it. but if he really were, he would have fucked her a week ago. so perhaps, yes, miss mela took it a bit far. but whatevs. can't really blame her. but we could if she didn't realize it was now time to move on. right, pretty girl? well, the guy did make attemps to fuck her on his schedule, when it was conveinent for him. so a part of him must have been into it. but if he really were, he would have fucked her a week ago. so perhaps, yes, miss mela took it a bit far. but whatevs. can’t really blame her. but we could if she didn’t realize it was now time to move on. right, pretty girl?

]]> By: grammarbitch http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/19/extra-credit/#comment-291 grammarbitch Thu, 21 Jun 2007 20:12:18 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/19/extra-credit/#comment-291 yes, a girl who calls herself grammarbitch posted a comment with two spelling typos. i am truly, truly sorry. in my defense, i am super duper fucking hungover and it's so bad that i have to really think hard before i speak or it comes out all garbled. i think my bosses think i've lost it. anyway, mela. you seem to meet men everywhere you go. go meet a new one this weekend. and tell me where you find all these fine dudes - douches or not, the prospects are at least there! yes, a girl who calls herself grammarbitch posted a comment with two spelling typos.

i am truly, truly sorry. in my defense, i am super duper fucking hungover and it’s so bad that i have to really think hard before i speak or it comes out all garbled. i think my bosses think i’ve lost it.

anyway, mela. you seem to meet men everywhere you go. go meet a new one this weekend. and tell me where you find all these fine dudes - douches or not, the prospects are at least there!

]]> By: November http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/19/extra-credit/#comment-295 November Fri, 22 Jun 2007 12:24:34 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/19/extra-credit/#comment-295 I don't know words. Typos are okay grammarbitch; you don't have to be truly-truly; step down from the ledge. I don’t know words.

Typos are okay grammarbitch; you don’t have to be truly-truly; step down from the ledge.

]]> By: Amelia Kaos http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/19/extra-credit/#comment-298 Amelia Kaos Sat, 23 Jun 2007 05:11:07 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/19/extra-credit/#comment-298 November, not exactly a Teddy Ruxpin... ;-) http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/aboutlastnight/index.php/2006/12/12/in-need-of-roots/ November, not exactly a Teddy Ruxpin… ;-)

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/aboutlastnight/index.php/2006/12/12/in-need-of-roots/

]]> By: Man http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/19/extra-credit/#comment-309 Man Mon, 25 Jun 2007 00:35:48 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/19/extra-credit/#comment-309 He is clearly not into you. Get over it. He is clearly not into you. Get over it.

]]> By: Dude http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/19/extra-credit/#comment-312 Dude Mon, 25 Jun 2007 15:57:20 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/19/extra-credit/#comment-312 Man... the evidence points to the contrary. Man… the evidence points to the contrary.

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