Comments on: Prairie Wife http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/23/prairie-wife/ Mon, 06 Feb 2012 07:54:15 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.1.3 By: Midwestern 007 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/23/prairie-wife/#comment-301 Midwestern 007 Sat, 23 Jun 2007 11:55:59 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/23/prairie-wife/#comment-301 Thank goodness we have instituted the matrix to find such men. Because politically incorrect or not (and it shouldn't be), sometimes even the most feminist amongst us just want a manly man. A man who wears jeans and can lift things and fix stuff and build fires. Though I must admit that this is a recent revelation, perhaps brought to light by being in a town for years and years with a serious lack of any such thing, as you so eloquently describe what one is more likely to find here. Whatever the reason, boys, where are you? Seriously. Thank goodness we have instituted the matrix to find such men.

Because politically incorrect or not (and it shouldn’t be), sometimes even the most feminist amongst us just want a manly man. A man who wears jeans and can lift things and fix stuff and build fires.

Though I must admit that this is a recent revelation, perhaps brought to light by being in a town for years and years with a serious lack of any such thing, as you so eloquently describe what one is more likely to find here.

Whatever the reason, boys, where are you? Seriously.

]]> By: Ray http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/23/prairie-wife/#comment-303 Ray Sat, 23 Jun 2007 19:50:37 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/23/prairie-wife/#comment-303 I'm not a cowboy or a firefighter. I don't cut down trees or work the earth. I have two master degrees and an earned Ph.D. I know who I am. If your car breaks down, I will come pick you up even in the rain. I may be in a cab, but I will see you safely to your door. But, I am good to my kids, have an honest job, try to be civil to my ex, and am very willing to say "hey, pretty girl" the next morning. Will this work? I’m not a cowboy or a firefighter. I don’t cut down trees or work the earth.
I have two master degrees and an earned Ph.D. I know who I am.
If your car breaks down, I will come pick you up even in the rain. I may be in a cab, but I will see you safely to your door.
But, I am good to my kids, have an honest job, try to be civil to my ex, and am very willing to say “hey, pretty girl” the next morning. Will this work?

]]> By: Amelia Kaos http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/23/prairie-wife/#comment-307 Amelia Kaos Sun, 24 Jun 2007 19:40:25 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/23/prairie-wife/#comment-307 Mel, the key to any man is to make sure he has enough teeth that he can't fit a whole chicken in between 'em. Mel, the key to any man is to make sure he has enough teeth that he can’t fit a whole chicken in between ‘em.

]]> By: neko http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/23/prairie-wife/#comment-308 neko Sun, 24 Jun 2007 22:51:35 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/23/prairie-wife/#comment-308 ray, you sound like my kind of guy. but can/will you kill a big ol' hairy spider? i'm thinking that's a major, true test of a man's creds ... [total non-sequitar] amelia, et al: where can i get a purple teddy bear vibrator like the one referenced yesterday?! i've been looking for a gift for my friend's bday (after her dysfunctional bf dumped her & all) -- i think i may have found just the perfect thing ! ray, you sound like my kind of guy. but can/will you kill a big ol’ hairy spider? i’m thinking that’s a major, true test of a man’s creds …

[total non-sequitar]

amelia, et al: where can i get a purple teddy bear vibrator like the one referenced yesterday?! i’ve been looking for a gift for my friend’s bday (after her dysfunctional bf dumped her & all) — i think i may have found just the perfect thing !

]]> By: Ray http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/23/prairie-wife/#comment-310 Ray Mon, 25 Jun 2007 01:54:17 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/23/prairie-wife/#comment-310 Neko I am available for random hairy spider killing. I'm a peaceful man, but I'm willing to kill a few spiders to win a woman's heart. I'm not afraid of the dark and I will save you some hot water--unless we are showering together. Ray Neko
I am available for random hairy spider killing. I’m a peaceful man, but I’m willing to kill a few spiders to win a woman’s heart. I’m not afraid of the dark and I will save you some hot water–unless we are showering together.
Ray

]]> By: Mela http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/23/prairie-wife/#comment-316 Mela Mon, 25 Jun 2007 17:47:43 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/23/prairie-wife/#comment-316 Neko, I got mine at a regular old store. I saw one a toy party, too. Let me google around and get back to you. Neko, I got mine at a regular old store. I saw one a toy party, too. Let me google around and get back to you.

]]> By: neko http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/23/prairie-wife/#comment-318 neko Mon, 25 Jun 2007 18:33:05 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/23/prairie-wife/#comment-318 mel, youre a goddess. { i tried googling "teddy bear" and "purple" and "vibrator" the other night and was overwhelmed by the tsunami of results. } so i'll even just take the actual brand name of your bear buddy: i definitely need a personal recommendation from a pro like you, sis :) .... mel, youre a goddess. { i tried googling “teddy bear” and “purple” and “vibrator” the other night and was overwhelmed by the tsunami of results. } so i’ll even just take the actual brand name of your bear buddy: i definitely need a personal recommendation from a pro like you, sis :) ….

]]> By: anotherdamnguy http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/23/prairie-wife/#comment-320 anotherdamnguy Mon, 25 Jun 2007 19:31:18 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/23/prairie-wife/#comment-320 Well, Midwestern, in Wyoming actually :) Never thought Mela would come all the way across country to let me buy her a drink tho! Well, Midwestern, in Wyoming actually :) Never thought Mela would come all the way across country to let me buy her a drink tho!

]]> By: Amelia Kaos http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/23/prairie-wife/#comment-324 Amelia Kaos Mon, 25 Jun 2007 22:44:28 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/23/prairie-wife/#comment-324 Neko, Mel hasn't responded to you because she's busy with her bear. ;-) It is called "Pleasure Paws". And, it's not too expensive--major plus! Good luck! Neko, Mel hasn’t responded to you because she’s busy with her bear. ;-) It is called “Pleasure Paws”. And, it’s not too expensive–major plus! Good luck!

]]> By: haircutter http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/23/prairie-wife/#comment-337 haircutter Tue, 26 Jun 2007 19:37:36 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/23/prairie-wife/#comment-337 Mel, I'm late to the party, but damn, girl, I wish you were here in Cowtown with me! The World's Paint Horse Show is going, just minutes from my in-laws house, and the Wranglers are Everywhere!! Eye Candy Galore for this gal! My daughter is a huge horse fan, so of course, I'm obliged to take her.... mom is wearing her shades indoors, and 40 is not too old for wearing a bib. I put it inconspicuosly under my shirt.... Hot Damn, indeed. Isn't Montana Big Sky Country?? Mel, I’m late to the party, but damn, girl, I wish you were here in Cowtown with me! The World’s Paint Horse Show is going, just minutes from my in-laws house, and the Wranglers are Everywhere!! Eye Candy Galore for this gal! My daughter is a huge horse fan, so of course, I’m obliged to take her…. mom is wearing her shades indoors, and 40 is not too old for wearing a bib. I put it inconspicuosly under my shirt…. Hot Damn, indeed.

Isn’t Montana Big Sky Country??

]]> By: neko http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/23/prairie-wife/#comment-338 neko Tue, 26 Jun 2007 20:00:13 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/23/prairie-wife/#comment-338 yo amelia, thanks for coming through in the clutch -- Pleasure Paws are even on sale ! what started out as a bday gift for a friend has morphed into a prezzie for me, too (hey, it's going to be a looong hot summer here in DC). THANKS, SIS ! yo amelia, thanks for coming through in the clutch — Pleasure Paws are even on sale ! what started out as a bday gift for a friend has morphed into a prezzie for me, too (hey, it’s going to be a looong hot summer here in DC). THANKS, SIS !

]]> By: jennysupastar http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/23/prairie-wife/#comment-564 jennysupastar Thu, 26 Jul 2007 09:03:37 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/06/23/prairie-wife/#comment-564 I have been looking for a replacement pleasure paws for months. I am obsessed where did you find yours? I have been looking for a replacement pleasure paws for months. I am obsessed where did you find yours?

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