Fill in the blank at the end of the question:
After a week of badgering a woman to have sex with you in the middle of the night, she surprisingly does not arrive at your home at previously discussed (for various reasons, such as your earlier cancellation to watch baseball, your middle-of-the-night badgering and your expectation that she would arrive at your home ready to fuck you without so much as a “Hey, I’m home now” phone call), you text her the next night and say, “I thought you were coming over last night?” She does not respond. The next night, you call her and text her between the hours of midnight and 1 a.m. She does not respond. This leads you to believe she is done playing with you. So what you do is, you continue to text her between the hours of 11 p.m. and 1 a.m. all week. She never responds. You keep texting.
Fill in the blank: You behave this way because _________.
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…. you’re a dickface
… you are an egotistical, self-absorbed, unintelligent waste of flesh?
I don’t know, maybe he is only able to fuck between the hours of 12:00am and 1:00am. The other 23 hours he’s either sleeping, watching baseball, or playing video games and it is not possible to get blood to his dick.
Did you ever see the film “In the Company of Men”? (If not, you should.)
……this woman has shown by her past actions that she desperately wants you, and that she is willing to respond to your middle-of-the-night texts and calls.
…you can.
…even though this woman has shown by her past actions that she desperately wanted you, and that she was willing to respond to your middle-of-the-night texts and calls, you haven’t figured out that she has written you off because you didn’t follow through. You are a slow learner and are behaving desperately, perhaps because your superior mojo has failed to get you laid. Imagine that.
I’m going to have to go with the immortal words of Dennis Leary: He’s an A-S-S-H-O-L-E!
cuz, maybe, just maybe, you might get lucky.
it’s all about the maybe. What he doesn’t understand is that he didn’t do the proper set-up to make the maybe a yes. Nevertheless, hope springs.
ahhhh….but he DID do the proper set-up to make the maybe a yes. he just did it on his own terms.
he’ll have her by 4th of july……..
a guy… there is a difference between “playing it cool” and “being retarded”
I think Randy may be on the right track. Maybe he has “performance issues” and needs “the little blue buddy” to help his wiener rise to the occasion but the pills don’t take effect until 11 p.m.
or…
He is so use to masturbating right before going to bed that 11 p.m. is the only time he can perform.
or….
he really doesn’t give a shit whether or nor he ever fucks her, but he gets off on seeing how much crap she’ll put up with and still beg him for it.
or…he’s a retard because she’s stopped begging, or even responding, and he’s still begging her for it. He just hasn’t figured out that the 21-year-old approach to fucking a girl doesn’t work outside of undergrad.
ummmm, yeah, it’s pretty clear who’s begging now.
There are certainly ground rules for the booty call v. the casual dating. Interpret it how you well. I’m riveted by the dude/guy controversy here. But at the end of the night, the soccer player still has his dick in his hand.
Just cuz you’re not “wooing” a girl doesn’t mean you don’t have to “wow” her too.