Sad, hmmmm, not sure. Dumb on his part, most certainly. Sheesh, even if you and he didn’t click, what the heck is wrong with at just talking with ya?

Unless i’m missing something, which i usually do, behaving like that just confirms that he ain’t up to your caliber…

Sad…unless you’ve been stalking him. Have you been stalking?

What?

where are you, mela?

Exactly! Where are you?

Melanie, did you fall off the face of the earth? Where the goddamn are you?

Mela’s okay, she’s just silly.

November, please tell her that we love her and miss her and she’s fine just as she is. Tell her she looks skinny and fabulous, her hair is perfect. Tell her that we all are not dependent her, but truly interested in her well-being. And if anyone has been mean to her, that we are all coming to DC to kick their ass, because we HATE that person.

i agree with haircutter….and miss miss mela!!

I think I just saw some tumbleweed blow by. Yep, it’s a ghostblog!

I always knew Mela was light on her feet–a mere slip of a girl.

Mela–we all miss you. At the least, raise your hand and say you are still with us!!

Melanie, are you ever coming back?

I promise to do a thorough undercover investigation to try to ascertain Mela’s whereabouts, an interrogation to determine the reasons she is missing and a specialized reprogramming seminar to make her come back.

Over and out.

Go, OO7, GO!!! Ask her if she’d like us to tell her any stories, or send her funny pictures, or have the fireman send more ab photos. whatever it takes, we are here for her. Godspeed!

Oh, I think the fireman sending more ab photos would be very persuasive. I would do that.

Also, I’ll send you my address so you can send extra copies.

Just in case, you know, hers get lost in the mail. I would hate for that to impeded progress on my mission.

Is anyone else here silently singing “Happy Trails” to themselves? Or am I the only one?

Mela,
If you are out there somewhere, give us a sign. Wave your hand, swing your skirt, whatever. If you have found your true love, or even a temporary one, wonderful.
Even a little cloud of dust, as you sing “Happy Trails” will work.
Ray

Maybe she (Melanie) is actually a sleeper agent for a super-secret branch of the CIA and she (Melanie) was recently activated for a mission to “resolve” a threat to America. But then something went wrong leading her (Melanie) to wake up on a beach somewhere with no memories of who she really is. And maybe now the same government agency that she worked for is trying to “resolve” the whole mess so she (Melanie) has to stay in hiding until the point where she (Melanie) can no longer run from her past and decides to fight back.

Like that Bourne guy only… you know, a chick.

maybe some big-time publisher has offered her a multi-million dollar book deal, stipulating that she immediately stop putting her writings out where people can read them for free.

…duct-taped and gagged in a fetish basement?

What?! Don’t look at me!

feels like we are duck taped and begging, some “beta’” she

Dude, sometimes I think you are the only one who understands us and the complicated life of espionage we’re leading.

I’m still working on my mission. I will report back when the package is in pocket.

I have a Melanie sighting: I know she’s alive because she emailed me about Julia Stiles’ nipples.

Amelia,
Julia Stils????
pictures, website
what a way to start the morning!

Sorry, Ray…it was late. Mel said she can see Julia’s nipples, but I’m not seeing them. Are you?

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