Gay men and loose women are responsible for global warming.
That’s what I learned from a flyer that was left on my windshield while my car was parked at the airport. I read it with great interest as I waited for the emergency assistance truck to come and jumpstart my battery. Left the dome light on when I parked. You know how it is.
So, this flyer said that the Bible clearly prophesies global warming. It says that if we break the laws of God, only they called him Yahweh, probably just to sound fancy, that we will burn in a scorching hell or some shit like that. Specifically, it said that if we break the law about men lying down with men or women having sex out of wedlock we would burn up really fast.
What I don’t get is how straight men got off the hook.
Again.
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God, that sucks! They are probably from one of those gigantic BIGBOX churches, with money oozing out of their coffers that wouldn’t let a homeless person through the front door for refuge, improper dress code. EFF EM!!
Here’s a thought: Straight men paid someone to “transscribe” the word. The scribe, figuring that he should not bite the hand that feeds him, made sure not to implicate the straight man for any mis-doings, and so the word was writen.
On a similar note, one of the gentlepeople who had to split the Mega Millions has decided that, in addition to buying a really big house, he is going to spread the word about his religion. And yep, you guessed it, Bunky Bartlett from Dundalk MD is a wiccan! I’m heading up to Balmor this weekend- I’m just hoping that he hasn’t started printing the fliers already! I mean, come on, can’t he just get a blog like everybody else?
straight men are gay