Comments on: 50 Percent Bigger http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/09/06/50-percent-bigger/ Thu, 09 Sep 2010 12:45:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.1.3 By: Ray http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/09/06/50-percent-bigger/#comment-1732 Ray Thu, 06 Sep 2007 15:12:22 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/09/06/50-percent-bigger/#comment-1732 all right sports fans, watch this one. I told you I earn my living writing and editing: Mela, You are our queen and golden princess at the same time. Royal jelly, which you well deserve as only the best, will just serve to enhance your most alluring features. Your face will always be beautiful and will stop all traffic as we stand in adoration. Your loyal subjects all appreciate your efforts at beauty, but I know that even in the cold light of the morning after, you continue to shine. It may be hard to be you, but we are all glad you are here for us. Haircutter--top this! Ray all right sports fans, watch this one. I told you I earn my living writing and editing:

Mela,

You are our queen and golden princess at the same time. Royal jelly, which you well deserve as only the best, will just serve to enhance your most alluring features.
Your face will always be beautiful and will stop all traffic as we stand in adoration. Your loyal subjects all appreciate your efforts at beauty, but I know that even in the cold light of the morning after, you continue to shine.
It may be hard to be you, but we are all glad you are here for us.
Haircutter–top this!
Ray

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Royal Jelly, Melabee
Lovely fuzzy queen decree
of a thousand workers idolatry.
The very loyal petite bourgeoisie.

]]> By: Ray http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/09/06/50-percent-bigger/#comment-1737 Ray Thu, 06 Sep 2007 17:06:33 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/09/06/50-percent-bigger/#comment-1737 Mak Fischer, good work! Ray Mak Fischer,
good work!
Ray

]]> By: November http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/09/06/50-percent-bigger/#comment-1740 November Thu, 06 Sep 2007 18:24:14 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/09/06/50-percent-bigger/#comment-1740 Something, something, do it in the butt... with royal jelly Something, something, do it in the butt… with royal jelly

]]> By: Ray http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/09/06/50-percent-bigger/#comment-1742 Ray Thu, 06 Sep 2007 19:01:57 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/09/06/50-percent-bigger/#comment-1742 November, You are very focused. However, we are talking about Mela being concerned about her face being bigger, not other parts of her body. November,
You are very focused. However, we are talking about Mela being concerned about her face being bigger, not other parts of her body.

]]> By: November http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/09/06/50-percent-bigger/#comment-1747 November Thu, 06 Sep 2007 20:59:09 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/09/06/50-percent-bigger/#comment-1747 I avoid the question entirely, Mela's face is pretty big already. ;) I avoid the question entirely, Mela’s face is pretty big already. ;)

]]> By: neko http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/09/06/50-percent-bigger/#comment-1760 neko Fri, 07 Sep 2007 01:04:08 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/09/06/50-percent-bigger/#comment-1760 Mak, do me next! what i mean is: charm me with your melodic, delicate turns of phrase a la your above whimsical ode to "Melabee." please do me! worship me, baby .... Mak, do me next!

what i mean is: charm me with your melodic, delicate turns of phrase a la your above whimsical ode to “Melabee.” please do me!

worship me, baby ….

]]> By: Haircutter http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/09/06/50-percent-bigger/#comment-1767 Haircutter Fri, 07 Sep 2007 02:52:17 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/09/06/50-percent-bigger/#comment-1767 Wow to all of you drones!! Well done! Ray, with flowing shiny gold imagery, beautifully arranged words. Mak has the beat and swagger, Muhammed Ali of prose. And darn you, Mr. November, something something WITH ROYAL JELLY, a girl swoons. neko, I'm sure are a goddess of Mela Proportion! Wow to all of you drones!! Well done! Ray, with flowing shiny gold imagery, beautifully arranged words. Mak has the beat and swagger, Muhammed Ali of prose. And darn you, Mr. November, something something WITH ROYAL JELLY, a girl swoons.

neko, I’m sure are a goddess of Mela Proportion!

]]> By: Mela http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/09/06/50-percent-bigger/#comment-1785 Mela Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:31:09 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/09/06/50-percent-bigger/#comment-1785 Just wait til I start putting the royal jelly on my boobs. That's going to be awesome. Just wait til I start putting the royal jelly on my boobs. That’s going to be awesome.

]]> By: Ray http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/09/06/50-percent-bigger/#comment-1788 Ray Fri, 07 Sep 2007 14:26:27 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/09/06/50-percent-bigger/#comment-1788 Response to Mela--post the pictures!!! Response to Neko: Neko, Neko, Neko It's all about Neko Sweet as sugar on the tongue Hot to the touch as the blazing summer sun I'd have fun doing Neko! Response to Mela–post the pictures!!!
Response to Neko:

Neko, Neko, Neko
It’s all about Neko
Sweet as sugar on the tongue
Hot to the touch as the blazing summer sun
I’d have fun doing Neko!

]]> By: Amelia Kaos http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/09/06/50-percent-bigger/#comment-1791 Amelia Kaos Fri, 07 Sep 2007 15:50:55 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/09/06/50-percent-bigger/#comment-1791 I love Burt's Bees! Have you tried the Citrus Facial Scrub? It's great, but I wouldn't use it for anal lube. Although some people may be into that. I love Burt’s Bees! Have you tried the Citrus Facial Scrub? It’s great, but I wouldn’t use it for anal lube. Although some people may be into that.

]]> By: Mela http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/09/06/50-percent-bigger/#comment-1796 Mela Fri, 07 Sep 2007 19:31:55 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/09/06/50-percent-bigger/#comment-1796 That's what I'm using you guys! And the Radiance Day Cream, Radiance Night Cream and Radiance Eye Cream, all with Royal Jelly. It's awesome you guys!!! I'm totally hooked on it. That’s what I’m using you guys! And the Radiance Day Cream, Radiance Night Cream and Radiance Eye Cream, all with Royal Jelly. It’s awesome you guys!!! I’m totally hooked on it.

]]> By: Amelia Kaos http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/09/06/50-percent-bigger/#comment-1800 Amelia Kaos Fri, 07 Sep 2007 21:14:12 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/09/06/50-percent-bigger/#comment-1800 I presume you're using all of this stuff on your face and not on your A. I bet you're just radiant, you guys. Zel said (directed at you, not me): "I've got your Royal Jelly right here." I presume you’re using all of this stuff on your face and not on your A. I bet you’re just radiant, you guys. Zel said (directed at you, not me): “I’ve got your Royal Jelly right here.”

]]> By: Fiona's Apple http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/09/06/50-percent-bigger/#comment-1802 Fiona's Apple Fri, 07 Sep 2007 21:49:55 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/09/06/50-percent-bigger/#comment-1802 You wont have to worry about becoming an X-Men character just yet. All the bees are dying, so there will be no more royal jelly, and therefore, no more Cream for the face. You wont have to worry about becoming an X-Men character just yet. All the bees are dying, so there will be no more royal jelly, and therefore, no more Cream for the face.

]]> By: Amber http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/09/06/50-percent-bigger/#comment-1815 Amber Sat, 08 Sep 2007 04:34:41 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/09/06/50-percent-bigger/#comment-1815 Hmm...I have to disagree. I've tried Burt's Bees, but I found most of the products too greasy for my liking. Aside from that, they tasted great. The Garden Tomato bar is wonderful on toast. Hmm…I have to disagree. I’ve tried Burt’s Bees, but I found most of the products too greasy for my liking.

Aside from that, they tasted great.

The Garden Tomato bar is wonderful on toast.

]]> By: neko http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/09/06/50-percent-bigger/#comment-1837 neko Sat, 08 Sep 2007 13:56:28 +0000 http://www.melalane.com/melapress/2007/09/06/50-percent-bigger/#comment-1837 yo ray ! i /totally/ dig being worshipped (by total strangers) via the cybersphere! i'm loving being loved. (now, i'm sure mel's used to it, being the famous ex-CP sex columnist & all, but we bit-players (bloglings?) could always use a little lovin' every now & then, too ... ) bring it on! yo ray !

i /totally/ dig being worshipped (by total strangers) via the cybersphere! i’m loving being loved.

(now, i’m sure mel’s used to it, being the famous ex-CP sex columnist & all, but we bit-players (bloglings?) could always use a little lovin’ every now & then, too … )

bring it on!

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