I’d say that he is a “FUBAR!”

What is his problem? Make that plural.
Can hardly wait to hear what Haircutter has
to say about this one.

Mom

And you forgot to bold “gold-diggers.” I hope he doesn’t mean the Kanye West song because that shit is the bomb.

Duh.

He lists mountains & beaches as hobbies. I wonder what he does with them? Personally, I like staring at them, but with his skills, I bet he moves them around. Perhaps not good for the environment, which conflicts with another hobby of his, but if it can be done, I’m sure he has the skills to do it.

And he doesn’t want someone who is judgmental. I bet he gossips in his inner circle just as much as anyone — assuming he actually has anyone in an inner circle or even an outer circle of orbiting semi-friends who have near miss collisions with the inner circle bodies.

Generally, smart people with high IQs never mention IQs. Dumb people with high IQs mention it a lot, as though it validates intelligence that even they know they don’t have–I suppose they’re at least that smart.

This is someone I’d like to meet. He can’t be for real.

I can’t get over Mom using “FUBAR”, that is hilarious and oh, so true!

Mela, please contact him and let us all have his address so we can ream his worldclass self-perception. I’m guessing his interactive filter won’t allow you in, but it would not be a waste of your time. This man needs some help coming down offa his cloud. Don’t you think the thing he really seeks is a full length mirror and a big ol’ jar of vaseline?? He seems to be pretty impressed with himself, no one else would stand a chance. But the real question I have is… where in the hell, in all professional worlds and worldclass training schools, do men add 100– :), ever??? Is he lookin’ for a BFF or an OMG date?? Good lord, I pity the fool. Oh well, if we click mentally, only then we shall meet.

i cant wait to see how FUBAR Boy responds !

[ ray: if you have a PhD in “reading,” then, truly, youre the man of my dreams … ]

That blew it. It was not suave of me. He wrote back and said “What do you really mean?”

So I canceled my account ’cause I felt like a big ol’ bee-atch. I mean really, we’re all just wookin’ pa nub.

That means that YOU, Neko, have to e-mail him and take over!!!

you absolutely must renew your account and carry on the political intrigues with this key target. (hey, you’re the one always wanting to get into the spy gig, right?)

you must carry on with the mission: you owe it to your country ….

Mela, don’t cancel your account over douchebag. He’s only advertising, not wookin’ for nuthin’. He ain’t go no nub to give. Prod him! Poke him. Irritate the hell out of him. Please.

I was almost expecting to see “references available upon request” at the bottom….not that the creepy-quotient isn’t already high enough without it.

I’ll do it. You know I will.

Let me see if I can keep this acceptable–
Not only do I have a Ph.D. in applied reading (see my above post), but I speak well (which suggests good oral skills) and can type at my computer some 80 words a minute (which suggests good fine motor skills in my hands, which can handle repetitive motion).
Mela–have fun with your new young (?) man. At the least, maybe you’ll get a good dinner. How is the royal jelly working out?
Mela’s Mom–I hope Mela appreciates that she is here because of the fun (hopefully) that you had with her dad. My parents were married for 62 years, and my father knew my mother was the one after their first kiss in the early 1940s. There is hope!

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html

This time zone thing is killing me. While you guys are closing bars and sawing wood I’m waiting for Mela to make a move. COME ON RED!!!

Announcer’s Voice: WILL MELA CONTINUE TO SCREW WITH THE MENTAL PATIENT WITH INTERNET ACCESS? WILL DR. RAY RETURN THE LOVELY NEKO’S AFFECTIONS? TUNE IN TOMORROW MORE OF STRIPPED BARE. Brought to you buy the SC Jorgenson floor mop.

You might just have to… kuwait for it? (issert dr. evil pinky here.)

Just pulling your chain, i’ve buffed floors before, me heartie (sorry, left over pirate talk).

Here y’are! Sumthin’ t’ cheer ye:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/75/75ishimmer.phtml

p.s. hey Stuck: are you really in Q8 ? shouldnt you be busy fighting a war and all?

oh, and by the way … DR. RAY TOTALLY IS LOVING ME TOO MUCH. (see his above personal invitation to me: he totally wants me to help him develop a wicked case of carpal tunnel syndrome …. )

Some might be married though… but the spouses aren’t invited to the meeting so it’s cool.

Neko: Yes, I really am in Kuwait and Sweetie… Pumpkin…There isn’t a war going on in Kuwait. There are two wars near by but neither of them are here.

Dr. Ray: Don’t back off MAN! I know, I know, Mela’s “No hooking up policy” and all. That’s just a clever ruse. Actually she writes about all of us on another blog we don’t know about…(side note: NEKO isn’t very good at Geography remember that for your first date. Tell her you took her to Paris. Trust me Dude.)

Stuck in Kuwait, you do have an interesting perspective.

re my war joke … i spent Jan-Apr 2003 in beautiful downtown Q-8 (ie, before/during and *after* the war; our fearless leader declared “Mission Accomplished,” remember?). kuwait city actually was a warzone back then: so there(!)

and now to more interesting intrigues.

there’s totally no rule about no hooking up on the blog! that’s just urban legend. i had a crush on another blogger (Bayne) but unfortunately he’s still pining for a long lost love. so, dr. ray–with his 80 words a minute skills/residual carpal tunnel issues–is the next best object of my (cyber) affections. a neko gets to have a little fun, right?!

Neko: I agree with you, a neko does get to have a little fun. Some fun for Mela, some fun for Neko. It’s all good!

Stuck in Kuwait: Glad to have you as a Wingman! Even from Kuwait, you can play a part. I might even have to buy you a whiskey when you return!

By the by Doc, Scotch, single malt, preferably an Islay will get you all the close in air support you need my brother.

NEKO: I’m stuck OUTSIDE of Q City so you can imagine the accommodations. Bayne must be a cad, you are far better off with our learned Doctor. He minored in the Kama Sutra and has inherited a recessive gene that makes….well I’ll let you find out for yourself.

Mela’s just trying to keep me and Haircutter apart.

Plus I have to think that, back in the day, Cold Truth hit some of that, you know? Hott blog action, n’all?